I Miss Camp

The girl poking her head in on the left had the worst lisp and her name was Melissa...Being terrible we called her Melitha....I wish I could still get away with that crap...

P.S. Yes that is me, and yes, I am wearing a sun-shaped wood clock... FLAVA FLAV!

Getting Excited For Bonnaroo!

Some pics I found from the ride home last year :)

PATIO!

Chillin' at the Black Bull with the Argos...NBD.

Malaika - Swahili Song

Malaika	Angel
Malaika, nakupenda Malaika.	Angel, I love you Angel.
Malaika, nakupenda Malaika.	Angel, I love you Angel.
Nami nifanyeje, kijana mwenzio,	And I, your young lover, what can I do.
Nashindwa na mali sina, we,	Was I not defeated by the lack of fortune,
Ningekuoa Malaika.	I would marry you Angel.
Nashindwa na mali sina, we,	Was I not defeated by the lack of fortune,
Ningekuoa Malaika.	I would marry you Angel.
Pesa zasumbua roho yangu	Money is troubling my soul
Pesa zasumbua roho yangu	Money is troubling my soul
Nami nifanyeje, kijana mwenzio,	And I, your young lover, what can I do,
Ningekuoa Malaika.	I would marry you angel.
Nashindwa na mali sina, we,	Was I not defeated by the lack of fortune,
Ningekuoa Malaika.	I would marry you Angel. Listen Here.

Summa in The Citayyy

This summer is all about making art at the beach! 

I made a beach bag with a light sweater, my poi, a kanga to lie on, 

wood craving tools, dog supplies, and put all the usual purse stuff in 

(plus a ginger ale). 

Best thing I've done all year. 

Spent the last two days on the beach with the boys carving up wood and getting a tan!

Too good....

Attention all PUG LOVERS!!!!

PUG DOG ENCEPHALITIS is heartbreaking to anyone who loves a pug. I thought Guin had it and it was the scariest 24 hours I've had in a long time (probably since Bru's "incident"). If you know a pug please read about it and learn the signs so that you can get to the vet right away, though until there is more demand there will not be a cure - So please spread the word that there needs to be increased investment in PDE research, it could save a loved one! Here is some info.

Big Ego (*Dick*)

Why does Beyonce's new video make me want to bang Jay-Z?
Watch!

My Goodness, My Guinness

My Pug/Soul Guinness is ill and in the hospital, please send him love and well wishes!

LOVE YOU GUIN!!!!!!! <3

UPDATE: GUIN IS ALL BETTER! He ate a moldy sandwich!

The Punk

He may not look like much but his portfolio went up 10% last quarter. 

Awkward Family Portraits

I just found this hilarious site, here is the link.

The comment on this pic was what sold me:

"Warning: this fan favorite isn’t for the conservative family. This is a pose for the clan with sass, one that wants to convey, “Heads up!” “Coming at ya!, “In your face!” “Take a closer look,” and of course, “You rang?” Combine with two arm-fold-book-ends and you’ve got yourselves an album scorcher."

Hottness

I don't even find Mary-Louis Parker hot regularly, but naked woman+python+weed=fuckin sexy timezzzz...also, best ass....

JAMBO!

I have a SWAHILI exam today..... kiswahili changu kibaya sana...

ENOUGH!

Seriously, this kid when to FOREST HILL C.I. (I know because I went there..ugh) THEN HE PLAYED A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR ON DEGRASSI! Like COME ON! Now hes's "DRAKE" rapping with Lil'Wayne and sucking face with RiRi.... I admit, I'm jealous, but I'm still not buying it. 

F*ck I Love BritBrit

Look how far she's come :)

(P.S. BEST CONCERT EVER!)

The Wilderness <3

Love these guys! They should be famous...And when they are I will be a proud groupy saying "I knew them when..."

Click here for their Myspace!!!

Rihanna

I love princess RiRi, but when she got back with Beat-her-down Brown I lost so much respect for her, now all I can think about when I see her is that awful pic and how she could go stay with him at Diddy's mansion....

Here is a few pics of RiRi's transformation....I think she's going a bit over the top these days...

OK, I apologize for the graphic beating pic, but it's always RIGHT THERE in my mind. It's as if now she's dressing like an 80's villain to draw away attention from the bloody elephant carcass in the room, and I'm just not buying it...

KEG MANSION FOR DINNER!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

The Keg has so many great memories for me, the mansion is stunning, and my fam will be there! AND lets not forget.... 

..the BASEBALL STEAK!

 

(image not actual baseball steak...still yummy...garlic mashed potatoes.....mmmmmm....french onion soup and a caeser!)

Sultan Pepper

This was a band from Calgary that I worked with when I worked at Snova, we have all since moved on but I liked them so I'm going to post their myspace here...you know, for all the free publicity...

Slow Loris Loves Getting Tickled

Click to watch THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!! 

PUNCHED!

...DOUBLE PUNCHED!

...and while we're on the topic of punching, WTF is that douche Spencer Pratt doing in this video???

Hot New Hip Hop Crew

OsamaDustBin hails from the mean streets of the T.

CLICK HERE for more info!

The Natural Beauty That is Iceland

The Blue Lagoon

Gossip Girl SEASON FINALE!

OMFG I love this show! Especially that bitch Blair! LOVE HER <3 Oh yea, and MY LOVE CHUCK!

The Best Jam Band in all the Land

My Last Day at Snova

Hussey is all to happy to be rid of me :)

LOL

SHOCKA!

YUMMY

DUTCH DREAMS!

Best Ice Cream in TORONTO <3

Some Pictures from MY BIRFDAY weekend!

Meesh and Brubies

Chillin at the fire

Dre, B, Bru, and Me

Trivia?

Hacker, Harl, Guin, and Meesh

Bianca and Me

Things that made me laugh this weekend:

- FUCK LAND I'M ON A BOAT MOTHAFUCKA! (I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan!)

- I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts/respect that lady(woo! haha!)!

- Decorated bottle/Fun with plasticine 

- Listening to old Eminem

- My presents! 

- FIREWORKS! (Especially: Great white shark, Fiesta, and the one that blew up in Gossin's face) and of course the lighter that made the mushroom cloud when it fell in the fire pit. 

- The little Mexican who drank 3/4 a 26 of tequila to herself and then emptied her tummy on my mothers bed, CALIENTE! Love her <3

- The Hillsburgh pie

- Trivia and SUPER SCRABBLE

- Ouzo, Bru, Guin, and L'Harle

- Reyrey and Geo times :)

MORE TERRORISTS!

Equal opportunity employer

TERRORISTS!

photo: huffington post       

                                                                                                                                      

I really feel for the innocent Tamil's in Sri Lanka and I think that this situation is really showing a lot of peoples ignorance and apathy. 

People keep saying the same things: "The Tamils are TERRORISTS," "This happens everywhere," "They don't have the right to protest like this and disturb peoples lives," 

IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON BITCHING ABOUT THE GARDINER BEING BLOCKED FOR A FEW SHORT HOURS I AM GONNA FLIP.

If your family was being killed and marginalized by their country's government wouldn't you do the same? 

NO ONE was hurt and it sure got people in Toronto talking....PRETTY DAMN EFFECTIVE.

To read today's CBC story on the end of the TERRORIST Tamil Tigers CLICK HERE

Sup?

SO I figured that I add enough crap to facebook to fill a blog, so in an effort to be less annoying on everyone's mini-feed I am doing just that. I have always been a bit put off by the idea of 'blogging,' its a hideous word and I want nothing to do with it. So this isn't going to be referred to as a 'blog' as much as I can help it. I want think of it more like the photos you put inside your locker or paste all over your agenda, you know, in that time capsule - this is what I'm loving/hating right now- kinda way. Anywho, now that I have explained myself and put up a disclaimer of sorts - lets get to it...